- oh, the humanity -
The only thing better than new shoes is new furniture. The only thing worse than a dirty house, is a self-inflicted furniture disaster. Of gigantic proportions. To a person with their priorities in order, it would not seem as dire of a situation as it does to me. (Seriously, you should hear me right now. I don't know a lot, but I do know my husband is going to heaven . . . for sure) God gave me the ability to perform CPR under a chaotic circumstance (thank you), but forgot to program me to relax and walk away from a couch that isn't in the perfect spot (what the hell). We all have our burdens to carry, this is mine. The other side of this room is a mess. I have to leave the room in this state and go to my next appointment. I tell my clients all the time, "Let me rearrange and purge furniture. It's easier for me because I'm not attached to any of it." Being overly attached to furniute. True story.